I can always tell when someone’s referencing something, even when I don’t get it. Had to go to Dick for that one. Told me it was actually Mr. McCraig before he fell over laughing like an imbecile.

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So did I swap my prosthetics having a leg for an arm and an arm for a leg? I did, but only once in high school as an April Fools joke. It got me sent to the principal’s office.

Auntie didn’t really approve of having to see me then and there, especially after passing by Mr. Chamberlain, who was sitting by the EMS outside with an airmask on.